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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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