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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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