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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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