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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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