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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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