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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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