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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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