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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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