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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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