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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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