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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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