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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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