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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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