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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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