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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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