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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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