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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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