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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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