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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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