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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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