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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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