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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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