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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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