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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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