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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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