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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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