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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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