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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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