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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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