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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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