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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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