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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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