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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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