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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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