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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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