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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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