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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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