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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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