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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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