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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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