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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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