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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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