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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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