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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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