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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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