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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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