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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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