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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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