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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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