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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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