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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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