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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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