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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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