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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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