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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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