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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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