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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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