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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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