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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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