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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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