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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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