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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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