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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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